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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Max and Brian-Brian in “Unfinished Business”

[Max is trying to get a table for her and Caroline at an old-timey restaurant, after Caroline got stood up by a guy who had reservations]

Max

This is where I'd tip you with cash or offer you sex, but I'm kinda broke and you're kinda gay, so just be nice.

BBBrian-Brian

We don't really need to bring my sexuality into it.

Max

I understand, it's hard to be out 100 years ago.

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