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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Amir and Max in “Unfinished Business”

AAmir

Hey, Max. Is today the day we're gonna get married?

Max

Sure, Amir. 'Cause my dream in life is to be detained for four hours on our honeymoon flight.

AAmir

Max, you do know I was born in this country, right?

Max

You were born here? How old are you? About Zero Dark Thirty?

AAmir

Yeah, and, uh, you were born in a Walmart, right?

Max

Where do you think the expression "Clean up on aisle 12" comes from?

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