Robbie and Max in “Unfinished Business”

I'm an alcoholic now, and I did a lot of stuff that wasn't cool, and I came here because the program says that I have to make almonds.

Max

"Almonds"? You mean "amends"?

Cool. So, look, I cheated on you behind your back, like, every day.

Max

Well, um, we don't have to go into all this now, it's kind of a big night for me.

And I stole money from you too, like, every time we had sex.

Max

But we had a lot of sex.

[chuckles] I know. Well, I stole a lot of money.

Max

Well, this just went from "suck it" to "it sucks," so lift up your shirt. I gotta get something out of tonight.

Max

[inhales sharply] Money well spent. [walks outside to talk to Caroline] Just found out I paid for more sex than an Arab businessman.