Top Chef quotes

208 total quotes



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Dale: Hung went all over the place. He wanted to go for seven different textures and he really made white chocolate cauliflower foam. And I think that's all I'll say about that.

Dale: I can just feel the anger in the entire group just like, "You've got to be kidding me. I hate you so much right now, but I want to be you right now!"

Dale: I really don't know that much about cowboys. I mean, I've slept with a few, but...[laughs]...that's about it.

Dale: I think right now, Casey's the one to beat...and it is killing Hung!

Dale: The other team kinda seemed like the Dream Team, and we're like, the Bad News Bears. And the fact that we kicked their ass really has us going.

Dale: Where's Casey? Oh, there she is. I'm like, "Mom? MOM?"

Daniel Boulud: Of course, I have two young chef here who has previously work in my restaurant before, Richard and Ryan. And that will not affect the work of anyone else, be reassured for that.

Dave: [on being one of Tiffani's sous chefs] Helping someone who I just have little or no respect for.. drinking is the only way I can make it through. Lorraine, thanks for the wine.
Season 2

Dave: [to Tiffani] I'm not your bitch, bitch!

Debi Mazar: [referring to the foam on Marcel's dessert] I think it looks like cat spit. But you know, I just feel like the dish was prepared by somebody who hasn't had as much sex as he really needs to, to make a dish feel like you really wanna fuck.

Elia: [about American Cheese] It's just this funky product that... shouldn't exist.

Elia: [after being told her kidneys taste too much of kidney] Is this woman for real? I'm supposed to make kidney taste like olives, with a sauce?

Elia: [scandalized by Marcel's flirtation with one of the guests] Did you just pour chocolate in that woman's mouth?!

Elia: I Love Fish!

Elia: Where's Marcel?
Michael: Crying.
Sam: I think he's on the roof. He's trying to jump.