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Kirsten: Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.
Seth: Okay. If this has to do with the rug, though, I just wanted to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it.
Kirsten: What about the rug?
Seth: I'm gonna go now.

Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high.
Caleb: She's high?
Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.
Caleb: So, she's on uppers?

Kirsten: You're going. Sandy, this is important to me.
Sandy: You know, there are a lot of things that are important to me that you don't do.
Kirsten: Like what?
Sandy: Like golfing. Lots of couples golf together.
Kirsten: Shortly before dying of old age.
Sandy: Surfing. How many times have I tried to get you in the ocean?
Kirsten: With the fish? Uh!
Sandy: And still I'm patient. I'm forgiving.
Kirsten: You're joking?
Sandy: I patiently put up with your father.
Kirsten: You're eligible for sainthood any day now.

Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less.
Ryan: I have the same one.

Luke: Shut up, queer.
Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke: What did you just say?
Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.

Luke: What are you looking at, queer?
Seth: Somebody writing you new material? [Luke lunges at him] All right. Go with what works.

Luke: Whenever we played Ultimatum...
Julie: Ultimatum?
Luke: You know, who... of... all your friends' moms would you rather... do?
Julie: That's a game?
Luke:: And whenever we played it, you always won.
Julie: Really? I beat Kirsten?

Marissa: Do you like them? [the music playing on the car's player]
Ryan: Yeah I guess.
Marissa: Well, what do you like?
Ryan: Everything. I don't know, I don't really listen to music.
Seth: Dude, that's kinda weird.
Ryan: Why, what do you like?
Marissa: Oh, right now..? Punk.
Seth: I'm sorry, Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk.
Marissa: Oh yeah? Well what about The Cramps, Stiff Little Fingers, The Clash, Sex Pistols?
Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill myself.

Marissa: Feels like we're constantly being punished for something. And mom just keeps on ticking.
Jimmy: Hey. Your mom has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That is punishment enough.

Marissa: Have we become one of those couples?
Ryan: Who lose all their friends?
Marissa: And can't do anything without each other?
Ryan: I don't think so. You think so?
Marissa: I gotta go.
Ryan: Yeah. And I've got the...
Marissa: Walk me?
Ryan: I'll walk you.

Marissa: I think we should spend this whole summer just being normal.
Ryan: We're not gonna hold Seth to that, are we?
Marissa: No. That would be impossible.

Marissa: Oh, well, actually, Summer, Ryan's already been promised to someone else.
Summer: I can't believe this. You gave him to someone else? Who? Who's pathetic enough not to have a date the day before cotillion?
Anna: Actually, at this point, that would be you.

Marissa: Who are you?
Ryan: Whoever you want me to be

Marissa: Why won't you tell me where we're going? This is pretty far away.
Seth: Oh, wow -- complaining. That's very interesting, considering nobody invited you.
Marissa: Before I came along you were on a skateboard.

Oliver: She's not talking to Ryan right now.
Luke: Is she still talking to me, or are you doing all of her talking from now on?