The O.C. quotes

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Ryan: [to Marissa] Yeah, but what about your Dad? Kaitlin? Summer? What about me? What am I supposed to do without you? I mean, I'd get over you eventually, but it'd take a while.

Ryan: All her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.
Sandy: Why? I want to kick her ass.

Ryan: Ever since your parents took me in they've been, like, paying for everything. I can't keep taking their money.
Seth: They're parents. They work for us.
Ryan: No, they work for you.

Ryan: I don't play golf.
Seth: Not true, buddy! You just don't play well.

Ryan: I used to want to be an architect.
Kirsten: And what do you want to be now?
Ryan: Seventeen.
Kirsten: Me, too.

Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry.
Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back?
Ryan: Actually, I hit him first.
Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.

Ryan: Is that Grady? He's kind of like you.
Seth: What? Handsome and charming?
Ryan: No. Geeky and sarcastic.

Ryan: It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.
Luke: Oh, this is gonna suck.
Seth: Yep. Welcome to my world.

Ryan: It's kind of a shady neighborhood. It's pretty hardcore up there.
Seth: Dude, it's Long Beach, not Chechnya.

Ryan: Maybe you've got the Summer flu.
Seth: I dunno. It's possible.
Ryan: Maybe you need some Annabiotics.

Ryan: Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

Ryan: You guys have tennis courts and a swimming pool?
Seth: I'm guessing you didn't at your old school.
Ryan: Well, we had a basketball hoop.

Ryan: You know what I like about rich kids? [punches Luke] Nothing.

Ryan: You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle.
Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.

Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.
Kirsten: You just like saying that.
Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?
Ryan: Yogalates.