The O.C. quotes

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Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.
Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.

Julie: As the Newport Group's new Design Director, I've decided to give the office a much-needed facelift. Now wait till you see your furniture, Kiki. It's very fresh, very Danish, very "hello"!

Julie: He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!
Jimmy: Honey, you are from Riverside.
Julie: It was his tone!

Julie: Hey, you guys wanna join us? We're celebrating my new position.
Sandy: Ohhh, I'm not gonna touch that one.

Julie: Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.

Julie: My wedding planner is a passive-aggressive nitwit who has the audacity to question my taste in music. Bob Seger is not "so over."

Julie: Oh, classy choice, Jimmy, although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, I think in psychology that's called transference.
Jimmy: Oh, and you marrying Caleb, I think in psychology that's called shameless gold-digging.
Season 2

Kirsten: "Aspirational"? Is that even a word?

Kirsten: [offering Hailey a muffin] Pumpkin muffin?
Sandy: Yes, darling?

Kirsten: Doesn't Seth look rad?
Sandy: Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.

Kirsten: He's a consultant.
Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague?
Kirsten: He knows people.
Sandy: You did it. That was a little more vague.

Kirsten: I am never throwing another party again.
Sandy: Oh, honey, don't tease.

Kirsten: I have my secret recipe: takeout.

Kirsten: Is everything okay?
Ryan: Yeah, it's fine.
Theresa: I'm pregnant.
Seth: Well, except for that.

Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.
Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. I am on fire.