Oz quotes

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Adebisi: Little Nino, when you say things like that, it hurts. I just wanna be friends.
Peter Schibetta: Friends, huh? Okay, pal-o-mine, how's about you go into the kitchen and get me a chocolate bar?

Adebisi: Sometimes its good to be Human.

Alvarez: (about to slit his own throat) Say a prayer for me, father.

Alvarez: El Cid, it's an honor, man.
El Cid: Tu es Latino?
Alvarez: Si.
El Cid: You're lying to me, man. You're too fucking white to be Latino. Get the fuck out of my face.

Alvarez: They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.
Officer Rivera: The fuck you talking about?
Alvarez: Nice to see you.

Beecher: Hill, you think I'm insane, right?
Hill: Shit, yeah.

Beecher: I love you.
Keller: I love you, Toby. (they kiss)

Beecher: Rats in the garden, catch'em Tauser, cows in the cornfield, run boys run, cats in the creampot, stop her now, sir! Fire on the mountain, run boys run!

Beecher: Thank God I'm crazy, 'cause I don't give a shit!

Beecher: Who are you?
Busmalis: Agamemnon Busmalis, a.k.a. 'The Mole'.
Rebadow: The Mole?
Busmalis: I dig. I can dig anywhere. I'm gonna dig my way out of Oz.

Beecher:Reading Mein Kampf? Let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked!

Busmalis: Relax. You're suffering from PBS.
Rebadow: PBS?
Busmalis: Pre-Bunny Syndrome. It happens quite often in my line of work. You dig and dig and dig, and just before you have to make like a little bunny and go through the hole, you panic.
Rebadow: This is real? Pre-Bunny Syndrome?
Busmalis: Oh, yeah. I mean, I made the name up, but sure.

Case: Ryan O'Reily. Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon, violation of parole. That's an amazing list of crimes.
O'Reily: Well, you know, I applied myself.

Case: You can't have it both ways, governor! If the prisoners are guilty, so are you.
Devlin: This is not the attitude I expect from my next Attorney-General.
Case: You know something. I don't want to be Attorney-General. I want to be GOVERNOR!
Devlin: What?
Case: I'll see you on the campaign trail, Devlin.

Coushaine: I say we institute a "no swearing" rule.
El Cid: Fuck you.
Hill: Suck my dick.
Wangler: Asswipe.
O'Reily: Cocksucker.
Pancamo: You stupid cunt.
Hoyt: Putz.
McManus: If nobody has anything more intelligent to say, this meeting is adjourned.