CSI: Miami quotes

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Calleigh: Is it as bad as it looks?
Horatio: It's actually worse than it looks.

Calleigh: Leech saliva...
Alexx: Medical marvel, you know. It contains enzymes that expand your blood vessels.
Calleigh: Kind of like Viagra...
Alexx: Well, not quite. Unlike Viagra, it contains a mild anesthetic so you don't feel the bite...

Calleigh: So, you gonna shave before you go to IAB?
Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.

Calleigh: Sometimes it's difficult to have family.
Horatio: Sometimes it's more difficult not to.

Calleigh: That smells good.
Eric: A little Café Cubano? (Grins) Puts some hair on your chest.
Calleigh: Don't you just say the sweetest things.

Calleigh: Why didn't he just sand the number all the way down?
Speed: I dunno, maybe it's a guy thing.
Calleigh: What, they'll add-on or cover up but they won't mess with the chassis?
Speed: You know what, you're scaring me.

Calleigh: You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when Grandma's kiss links you to the scene!

Coast Guard: What kind of boat are you looking for?
Speed: The kind that has blood in it!

Delko: What is it?
Horatio: More importantly, what was it?

Detective Bernstein: No signs of forced entry.
Horatio Caine: Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Eric: Cute girls.
Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute, too.
Eric: Yeah, What did they say?
Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.

Eric: Hey, there's no way you're getting out of processing this hotel room with me.
Speed: Why would I try to do that? I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere.

Eric: I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck...
Eric: Yeah, or permanently screwed!

Eric: Kind of like going to the bathroom... You can never wipe enough.

Eric: Like Capone's vault... empty.
Horatio: Those are your eyes talking. Look harder.