CSI: Miami quotes

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Calleigh Duquesne: I'd rather die then let you touch me.

Calleigh: [About to process Ryan's hands.] Whatcha got?
Ryan: I've got DNA from our attacker.
[Flashback scene.]
Calleigh: That's a nice get, Ryan. You know, if the DNA of the attacker matches the DNA of Luke Selyan's killer, you just broke the case!
Ryan: [Wide-eyed, at Eric.] I just broke the case!

Calleigh: [to Eric, after lab fire] My hero!

Calleigh: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Nice tan.
Calleigh: [Smiles.] Five days in Antigua. First vacation I've had in a long time.
Eric: Yeah? I saw Jake outside. Got the same tan.

Curt: [about to be arrested] You don't want your lab's dirty laundry out there, do you?
Horatio: [not impressed] Your offer is meaningless, just like you.

Eric: [Laughs at Ryan's gloating] Not bad, Wolverine. Couldn't grab a handful of hair, just in case?

Horatio: [after spotting Kevin Weaver at the park] Now there's a familiar face!
[Weaver runs, but is tackled by Eric and detained by officers]
Horatio: [after Weaver is detained] Mr. Weaver, we meet again.
Kevin: [desparate] It's not what it looks like!
Horatio: It never is. What are you doing here?

Horatio: [looking down at mangled victim] There's a lot of anger here, Frank.
Tripp: [shaking his head] Someone would have to be pretty cool to pull this off!
Horatio: [putting on his shades] Not cool, Frank. Cold-blooded.
[Eric and Horatio at Mason Park]

Horatio: [to Brad, a suspect] How very patriotic of you!

Horatio: [to Mr. Decker] That will be all, Mr. Decker.
Curt: [showing Horatio the wire from Mr. Decker] You have nothing!
Horatio: [not impressed] Ah, but you didn't get ALL the wires!

Horatio: And thank you, Curt, for your big mouth!

Horatio: Good to have you back, Mr. Wolfe.
Ryan: It's good to be back. You know, you went to bat for me. I'm never going to forget that.
Horatio: It's in your blood, isn't it? Never forget that.
Ryan: I won't.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, at the end of the day, if we don't hang together, we'll die alone.

Ron: You play the hero, but it's gotta kill you. Huh? Deep down that you're so bound by the law.
Horatio You know, Ron...Justice comes in many forms.
Ron So does self-delusion.
Season 7

Ryan: Wow! So it takes two CSIs to process someone these days. You guys must be more desperate to get me back than I thought.

Ryan: You know, I was starting to miss this place.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't let him fool you, we're all very excited to have you back here.