CSI: Miami quotes

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Alexx: 93 degrees-- puts her time of death at about 2AM.
Calleigh: Blood pools indicate time of attack was earlier.
Alexx: Your job, honey. Mine begins with death.

Alexx: Nicotine was introduced through the penile tissue... Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Members only."

Alexx: You're not even going to ask me why she slipped Dennis eye drops?
Calleigh: I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question I have the answer to.

Allison: People get smothered by pillows...accidentally.

Allison: Yes, I pressed the pillow against his face. No, I didn't kill him. He did, however, have an orgasm.

Belle King: Did you know Horatio was the first CSI?
Horatio: He was... the what?
Belle King: In Hamlet. When Hamlet was poisoned and dying, he asked his best friend Horatio to tell the world who murdered him.

Calleigh: [As she holds a gun to Hank Kerner's head, just like he's done to all his victims] How does it feel?

Calleigh: [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?
[Speed is processing a crime scene at the beach]]

Calleigh: [To Eric.] ...And no midnight tiptoe.

Calleigh: [Walking into the Gun Vault, with a sigh.] Be still, my heart.

Calleigh: And those guys gave up their clothes way too easily...
Eric: Yeah, that's never good...

Calleigh: Aren't you supposed to be off this case?
Alexx: Joan's got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside-down.

Calleigh: Do you believe her story?
Horatio: I don't know... I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.
Calleigh: Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. [Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.
Horatio: I know.

Calleigh: French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.
Speed: Lace on a rug?
Calleigh: Mmm-hmm.
Speed: Well, shoot me if it comes to that.

Calleigh: He was probably taken unawares during Letterman.
Speed: Top ten ways to get your head blown off!