[Dean Ambrose watches See No Evil 2 and slowly eats popcorn when he gets startled by John Cena]
What are you doing?
Doing some research for our match tonight. See No Evil 2 starring Kane; this guy is sick, twisted, sadistic.
This is...this is what you do? This is your plan? This is your strategy, movie night?
See, me and you are kinda like a comic book movie. It's like Superman teaming up with Batman. You stand for truth, justice, and the American way, nice American square jaw on you. I like to beat up scumbags. I've been known to wear a cape. But really, we just don't mix.
What are you even... we have a match tonight, and the three people in that match are gonna do whatever they can to take both of us out of commission before Hell in a Cell. How are we gonna handle it?
Relax. This might surprise you, but even though I am undefeated in contract-on-a-pole matches, handicapped street fights are my specialty, so here's how we're going to handle it. We're gonna throw punches at anything that moves, and if they insist on taking us down, we're gonna take as many of them down with us as we can. That's how we handle it.
I like it. I like it. The whole Batman thing...does not fit you. You...are much more like the Joker.
[after John leaves] Why so serious?
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