John Cena in “Unfinished Business”

So get that gorilla Big Show out of his cage

Ain't no way that I'm a lose to that King Kong rip-off

That's like Gary Coleman beating Patrick Ewing in a tip-off

Big Show's really an ape with opposable thumbs

And he stuffs his singlet, looks like he's smuggling plums

Everybody knows that he can't see me

I'm itching to beat him like a penis with a STD

I'm not even wrestling the Big Show, this whole thing's a charade

My match is with the hippo float from the Macy's parade

So its time to get a championship to match these custom knucks

Madison Square, chant it loud baby, Big Show sucks.