Trevor Slattery quotes from Wonder Man

Trevor Slattery

It's a wonderful thing, not thinking too much. Served me well most of my life.

Trevor Slattery

John Gielgud used to have me whip him with a belt across his bare ass every night before curtain up, and that was before we were friends. Then things got weird.

Trevor Slattery

[about acting] Nature, that's our job. To understand the world around us and ourselves within it. The real work isn't digging for subtext or parsing a writer's intent. The real work is living.

Trevor Slattery

You know, some of us actually believe in supporting each other. Take it from someone who's eaten shit on stage more times than he can count. Not literally, mind you.

Trevor Slattery

Simon, you've got to try one. I feel like Stevie Nicks having coke blown up her bunghole.

Trevor Slattery

Come on. Let's both stay loose and relaxed.

Trevor Slattery

[about his costume pants] Well, it's a bit snug in the undercarriage, to be honest. I might want to have babies one day.

Simon Williams

But I remember you from that Omnibus episode you did in the '70s. You played Edgar Allan Poe. "The Need for Nightmare."

Trevor Slattery

Well, well, well... Not too many people remember that old gem, including me. How was I?

Simon Williams

Nah, that's not my process.

Trevor Slattery

Well, your process can go blow a spider.

Simon Williams

Well, I've never been to Pacoima before.

Trevor Slattery

I grew up there, and I promise you haven't missed anything. It's basically Cleveland with palm trees.

Simon Williams

Well, I've never been to Cleveland either.

Simon Williams

I'm just tryin' to process it, honestly.

Trevor Slattery

No, don't process it, Simon. Enjoy it, for heaven's sake.

Trevor Slattery

Are you gonna use super speed or what?

Simon Williams

I'm gonna use my car, Trevor.

Trevor Slattery

Does that mean you do or do not have super speed?

Simon Williams

Trevor, would you please focus?

Trevor Slattery

Hmph. What is there for me to focus on? I'm in the passenger seat.

Simon Williams

I don't know. Just look around or something.

Trevor Slattery

No, I had a feeling it would all sort itself out.

Simon Williams

You say that about a lot of stuff, don't you?

Simon Williams

Trev, what if I stab my arugula salad listlessly?

Trevor Slattery

Never. You're very assertive with your fork.