Artemus[Dressed as a preacher] And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.'
The Night of the Bars of Hell
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Played by Ross Martin
Wild, Wild West · 7 quotes
Most-quoted character in Wild, Wild West: in 6 of its 7 quotes
Lines by Artemus 3
ArtemusArtemusWhat’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that?
[Sound of chain being ripped from mortar]
ArtemusI see... it comes out of the wall.
The Night of the Simian Terror
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Artemus[When organizing a duel] If I may make a suggestion... You're a Count. So why don't you count?
The Night of the Eccentrics
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Scenes with Artemus 3
Artemus[Pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys?
JWJim West
Toys, no. Dolls, yes.
The Night of the Whirring Death
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TTaney
... The devil!
ArtemusNo, sir. Secret service.'
The Night of the Avaricious Actuary
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ArtemusEvery one towered over your father.
MLMigelalo Loveless Jr
..That was only because he was short.
The Wild Wild West Revisted
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