Rosemary Coulter and Lee Coulter in “Unfinished Business”

I thought I might as well get started on the holiday decorating.

Started? You mean you're not finished?

Well, I don't know. The trees look a little bare.

You do realize, of course, that most people have one tree.

We're not most people.

But, two trees? Really?

Not two, silly. There's another one upstairs.