I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!
“Dee (Danielle Spencer)”
I'm not Amy Carter. I have to work for a living.
(on school) All you have to remember is listen for the bell. The first time the bell rings, you sit down. The second time the bell rings, you stand up. In between, that's the teacher's problem.
If you lay one hand on me, I'll tell Mama and report you to the child abuse center. They'll put your picture on 60 Minutes and Mike Wallace will hate you until you die.
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