Ah. Isn't this nice? No better time of year... You know, let me tell you one of my favorite Yuletide stories... 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the tower, the Avengers were fighting a brand-new superpower. The stockings were hung by the chimney--
[Thor's stocking falls from the chimney, followed by Tony Stark and Steve Rogers crashing into it.]
Well, not anymore.
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