HarrisonWhat would you say if I told you that Earth was being invaded by aliens from another planet?
A character in War of the Worlds
Played by Jared Martin
War of the Worlds · 63 quotes
Most-quoted character in War of the Worlds: in 26 of its 63 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Suzanne McCullough (14), Paul Ironhorse (12), Norton Drake (7)
HarrisonWhat would you say if I told you that Earth was being invaded by aliens from another planet?
HarrisonWe've been painting a pretty negative picture about our battle with the aliens, but there is a bright side: they can be killed and we're getting pretty efficient at it. One particular incident comes to mind. The aliens had broken into a secure army facility in search of war machines and weapons left over from their earlier invasion. Our intelligence discovered this plan and we wiped them out. What they turn into after they die is the only real indication we have that these were once human beings who are now possessed by aliens. But we can be fooled. As a result of an exothermic reaction, their cells become a horrible broiling mass of decomposing alien and human tissue. They are vulnerable, and so are we. We have already lost a member of our team. We have lost many soldiers in combat, and, of course, all the innocent people. The aliens are deadly and they promise – as their numbers increase and they become more sophisticated – they promise to become even deadlier.
HarrisonIn 1953, we experienced what can only be described as a war of the worlds. If it wasn't for common everyday bacteria attacking the aliens' immune systems, they would've won this war, and you and I would not be having this conversation!
But we are having this conversation, which I don't want! So I fail to see your point!
HarrisonMy point is that although the bacteria stopped the aliens, I don't think it killed them!
Excuse me, but I think you have been sitting too close to your television set.
HarrisonReally? How do you explain the radio signals? How do you account for the barrels? The barrels that entombed what were supposed to be dead aliens forced open from the inside?! What the hell happened to the hundreds of other barrels that used to be stored in that location?!
Just because I don't have an answer doesn't mean there isn't a logical explanation for your... paranoia!!
HarrisonI am attempting to offer you a logical explanation. In 1953, bacteria forced the aliens into a state of hibernation, or suspended animation or estivation or anabiosis. I don't know the terms; that's your field, not mine. But now, something has happened to wake the aliens up. That nuclear disposal site was hot with radioactivity, right? Maybe that's it. Maybe the bacteria which infected the aliens is now being wiped out by exposure to radiation.
So now, the aliens, hundreds of them...
HarrisonAt least!
...are loose?
HarrisonYes!
You're nuttier than I thought.
HarrisonThat doesn't make me wrong! At least listen to my proof!
HarrisonThe alien attack wasn't three days old before my parents were killed. They were colleagues of Dr. Forrester's. Anyway... Dr. Forrester, who was practically my second father as he was, ended up taking me in. I grew up steeped in this research, listening to his theories... seeing how broken he was when nobody took him seriously. He said that if the aliens invaded once, they could do it again. Nobody wanted to hear that. He said that until we get adequate research, we couldn't even be sure the aliens were really dead. Apparently, their bodies weren't decaying as might be expected. Well, that really drove people crazy. Instead of expanding its research, the U.S. Government collected the alien remains and sealed them in steel drums... out of sight, out of mind. You still think I'm a nutcase?
Have you ever heard of the African lungfish? The lungfish can survive for... at least four years, maybe as many as ten, without water. It goes into such a profound state of anabiosis that the average person would think the fish was long dead. However, pour water over it, and... it's like a resurrection. The fish is alive and swimming again.
HarrisonSo you don't think I'm a nutcase?
Definitely a nutcase. However... like you said, that doesn't make you wrong. [tears up her letter of resignation] And I can always write another resignation.
I am not uptight! I am a professional!
HarrisonWho does not know how to follow orders. Now you were supposed to stay out of sight in the woods!
You neglected to tell me that those things, aliens or whatever they are, would be crawling all over! By the time I worked my way down here, you and the Colonel were doing your off-road routine, so I figured this would be the best place to wait things out! Where are they?
Long gone.
This is weird stuff we're dealing with here, Blackwood! Bolas! Terrorists that don't... act like terrorists! Terrorists that don't die like terrorists! I actually saw a body dissolve after I shot it!
HarrisonWe all saw some fairly extraordinary phenomenon, Colonel!
Well, when in God's name is somebody gonna start explaining things to me?!
HarrisonI've already explained as much of it as I understand myself!
You've explained nothing, mister! I don't believe in ghosts, and I sure as hell don't believe in aliens from another planet!
Too many variables. Strength unknown, resources unknown, purposes, goals, locations... unknown, unknown, unknown.
HarrisonI can only tell you what I saw.
What we all saw, Uncle Hank. It was horrible; those things were not people anymore. But I do have a theory about cell-phase matching.
Suzanne, whatever you and Dr. Blackwood saw, no matter how extraordinary, cannot be considered as evidence.
Well, talk to your Colonel. He was there!
The Colonel and I talked at length. Admittedly, something incredible did take place. However, Colonel Ironhorse is not yet ready to attribute those events to aliens from another world.
HarrisonHe's more comfortable believing the Russians have some secret weapon that makes us all see things that aren't really there.
Colonel Ironhorse is a highly effective warrior, Doctor. He's been trained to deal in absolutes.
HarrisonIn this case, General, he is absolutely wrong!
I agree. And so do a few of my superiors. However, they want this entire matter kept hush-hush.
HarrisonHold it, General. Nobody's gonna silence me the same way they silenced Dr. Forrester 35 years ago.
What happened to your adopted father, Doctor, was unfortunate for all of us. However, the President and my superiors would rather not let this become a political issue. They don't want to ignore this. They want it kept quiet. And I'm here to offer you a job. Find the aliens, Doctor, and stop them before they do more harm.
HarrisonAnd I can do things my way?
Completely. Your own people, your own methods, anything you want. Naturally, we'll have to establish certain...security procedures.
HarrisonWhat kind of procedures?
To protect you and your colleagues. To protect the secrecy of the project. Nothing I assure you, Doctor, you wouldn't do yourself. Aside from that, you have a blank check. But you'll need a co-signer. [Colonel Ironhorse enters the room and stands in front of General Wilson and Harrison] I believe you all know one another.
HarrisonNorton, does the number three mean anything special to you? [Norton shakes his head] It sure meant something special to the aliens. Think about it. Their ships flew in groups of three; their optics were divided into three units. They attack their targets in three different directions. Even their weapons, the bolas, had three weighted ends. Three, Norton. Think three. I know the answer is there.
Number three. I'll think on it. What have we got to lose, huh?
HarrisonYou find something interesting?
Hmm. Have a look.
HarrisonWhat is it?
You tell me.
HarrisonThis is the tissue sample you took from the dissolved body?
Mm-hm. But it's not exactly human anymore.
HarrisonThen what is it?
Half-human, half-alien. It's as if the cells from both species have merged to create something new, unique.
HarrisonAnd this sustains your cell-phase matching theory?
Oh, no, Doctor Blackwood, you're not gonna peg me to a conclusion that I haven't had time to prove yet.
HarrisonFair enough, Dr. McCullough. Suzanne?
Yeah?
HarrisonGood work.
Thanks, Harrison. Thanks a lot.
You expect me to climb into the heads of these, these creatures; you've got to give me more to go on.
HarrisonOkay, they're soldiers... the same as you. Now you tell me. How do soldiers think?
I spent four years at the point, fifteen more active duty. Hell, Doctor, I'm not sure I do think anymore. I... I react.
HarrisonOkay, start there. You're their leader. React to their situation.
Okay, I... need good intelligence. Know your enemy. Communications. They already seem to have that. Supplies. They gotta keep the troops fed. Weapons.
HarrisonDefinitely weapons.
They don't have it. Or at least none that amount to anything. That's their primary weakness.
HarrisonWhich makes it our strength. Have you ever heard of Hangar 15?
No.
HarrisonThe place where the Air Force stores all its UFO evidence.
You mean Hangar 18. The... building 18 at Wright-Patterson? Forget it, Doctor. That's all a myth.
HarrisonNo. Hangar 18 is the myth, Colonel. That's disinformation created by the military. Hangar 15... that's the real mccoy.
I don't believe it.
HarrisonDr. Forrester did; it's in his papers. I think now might be the time to call General Wilson. Ask him if it's a myth.
According to General Wilson, the U.S. Government has had three of the alien ships mothballed in Hangar 15 since 1953. You want to guess as to the location of Hangar 15?
HarrisonKellogue Air Force Base.
Right smack dab in the middle.
HarrisonYou've read the material, Colonel. You know what happens if the aliens get their hands on those ships!
[hearing a noise outside the hangar] What is it?
Helicopter.
HarrisonBad guys or good guys?
Considering what we're doing, Doctor, even the good guys are bad guys.
[the helicopter blows open the entrance with a missile]
HarrisonBad, bad guys!
General Wilson is taking care of the joint military forces board of inquiry. I'm told that, unofficially, of course, the board is predisposed to lay the blame on an unnamed terrorist organization.
A whole lot closer to the truth than they'll ever realize.
I'm just glad all of this is behind us.
HarrisonIs it? Is it really?
Without tissue samples, most of this is just educated guessing, but I think I understand how an alien blends with whoever happens to be unfortunate enough to get in its way. It's a combination of osmosis and cell-phase matching. Watch. Through osmosis, alien cells invade the human body. These cells then spread out, seeking human cells that they can bond to. This bonding allows all the genetic information from the individual human cells to communicate to the alien cells.
HarrisonKilling the human cells in the process?
Yes, but apparently not before it absorbs all of the intelligence of the human victim.
We're talking Night of the Living Dead here, folks. Not only do these guys get to pick our brains; they also get to use our bodies as a perfect disguise.
I don't call open sores and radiation sickness a perfect disguise. I mean, it's not exactly difficult to spot these things in a crowd.
HarrisonFor now, maybe. But it's only a matter of time until they figure out a better way to protect themselves, and conceal themselves.
If any more of them are still around.
Mrs. Pennyworth sets a wonderful table, don't you think?
Yes. She and Mr. Kensington have made us all very comfortable.
You never know it, but Mrs. Pennyworth was a very valuable asset in the American section of Berlin during the last war. Her husband did the same thing with the Brits! [chuckles] Rumor has it they met one night when they were both trying to infiltrate the Russian sector. Oh, that woman has seen a lot of history. Even helped brighten some of the two. And this house has had its own share of history as well. A few nuclear physicists lived here in the early days of the Manhattan Project. And just before you, we kept a KGB defector here. I wonder who the next occupants will be.
[laughs] Harrison, does that sound suspiciously like an eviction notice to you?
I wouldn't look at it that way, Mr. Drake. All missions eventually come to an end, and that's why I'm here...to thank you all, personally, for a job well done.
HarrisonI'm sorry, General, but the job isn't done!
Well, I'm completely satisfied with everything you've accomplished.
HarrisonWe've hardly accomplished a thing.
Uncle Hank, I can't believe you're cutting us off!
Suzanne, your own research suggests the aliens were susceptible to radiation poisoning.
How do you know that? I haven't released that data yet!
I don't think it takes a scientist to realize that any of those creatures that weren't blown up with their ships have died from radiation poisoning.
HarrisonGeneral, if you shut us down now, you're going to be repeating the same mistake that was made 35 years ago!
On the contrary, the aliens are finished! And now, I suggest you all get on with the rest of your lives.
HarrisonHow much of this is your doing, Colonel?
The General asks me to make reports; I make reports. I'm just doing my job, Doctor.
HarrisonI wish to God you would let me do mine!
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