Video on Trial quotes

"Who knew" that this would be such a crappy video. I had a feeling. (on "Who Knew" by Pink

Don't ever chain up the fatties. (on "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" by The Flaming Lips

Zeus shows him a yellow paper. Is it that he needs help reading it, or is he challenging Chamillionaire to see if he can read? (on "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krazyie Bone)

When people see this video, he'll be lucky if he's a chethousandaire. (on "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)

That's my parents arguing over whose fault it is that they forgot my 9th birthday. (on "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley)

Shakira, honey, we know. That's why you have a choreographer. (on "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean)

Is the little girl gonna get shot in the face?! (on "Freak on a Leash" by Korn)

Damn you gender rolls! I want a cheesecake! (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)

So if Satan plays a guitar, what does Jesus play? Like...a flute or something? (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)

Hey, I just made up with my wife. Great...now you're my wife. (on "But It's Better If You Do" by Panic! at the Disco)

For a virgin, Jon's pretty flexible....wanna go out some time? (on "S Club Party" by S Club 7)

I give this video 4 S Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuubs out of 5 S Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubs! (on "S Club Party" by S Club 7)

If you kiss yourself, are you gay? (on "The Kill" by 30 Seconds to Mars)

If you are truly beautiful you can cut off all your hair and still look pretty. That is why Jennifer Aniston will always have long hair. (on "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna)

I wanna be so famous, my vagina can travel through time. (on "A Public Affair" by Jessica Simpson)