David Kerr quotes from Video on Trial

If you're still playing with dolls, you're too young for fake breasts. (on "Stupid Girls" by Pink)

Look out, Dr. Phil. There is a new caring man out there and his name is Marshall Mathers. (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)

Why is it that Stan's inner voice sounds just like Eminem? (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)

If you wash your hands in your pee, then it saves you a bunch of time. (on "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects)

I thought it was pretty funny until I recognized my mom's writing, though I'm not sure why she drew me in a dress. (on "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects)

Here's an idea, why don't you keep your crappy music your dirty little secret, and spare us from listening to it. (on "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects)