Is there anything really dangerous in these woods?
A friend of mine was in these woods, and he says he saw a fella from Toledo.
You mean, an Ohioan?
Yep.
Well, my uncle said he saw one of those guys who play that little flute in the army.
[gasp] A fifer?
Uh-huh.
Oh, boy. Not to make matters worse, but I met a fella who knew a guy who says he saw... a mommy horse.
[gasps]
Ohioans.
And fifers.
And mares.
Oh, my!
Ohioans.
And fifers.
And mares.
Oh, my!
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!
Oh, my!
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!
Oh, my!
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!
Oh, my!
Ohioans, and fifers, and mares!
Oh, my!
Ohioans, and fifers, and-
[A lion (Pa Grape) roars, then barks like a dog. Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming in panic.]
IT'S AN OHIOAN!
[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby bump into each other and fall.]
Uh no, that's "lion".
Oh, lion. [gasps] Lion?!
[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.]
Oh, stop! I'm not trying to scare ya. I'm just hungry!
A hungry lion?!
[Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Darby run around screaming again.]
No no! I'm not gonna eat you. I'm just having fun with you. On the count of being so bored.
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