Randalf! I know why the elders sent me here! They want me to help!
[Scaryman (Scallion #1) captures Toto and puts his sword in front of him.]
Good thought, but wrong!
Scaryman!
The elders sent you here because I told them to.
What?
What?
Everyone has something they're sure they can't live without. [looks at the Fellowship] For some, it's fame or fortune, [looks at Ahem] for others, a life of ease. For a certain ancient tree, it happens to be jewels, something of which I have in abundance.
You bribed them?
Yes. They got what they want, and I get what I want. Ha! Use your gift to help people, how quaint! I hope you've learned your lesson, boy. Life is short. If you have a gift, use it for yourself before you've lost it and it's too late.
[Scaryman pushes Toto aside and takes the bean.]
Ha! Too late! [laughs evilly]
You're wrong, Scaryman!
What? Who said that?
You're wrong, Scaryman!
Who- Show yourself! Where are you?
[Billboy charges at Scaryman and knocks him to the ground. He catches the bean.]
Uncle Billboy!
Billboy?
Hello, Toto!
[[Scaryman tries to reach for his sword, but Ear-A-Corn (Larry) blocks it from him.]
Not so fast, scary guy!
Sporks, save me!
[The Other Elf (Jerry), who's with the sporks, shakes his head.]
Cookie man say no!
Oh, bother.
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