[to Rice, after being cleared of the shooting] So what do I have to do to get fired around here?!
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[after he accidentally shoots a pedophile] That's your inquiry?! 'Two Hail Mary's and don't shoot any more civilians'?
You can wear a hair shirt if it makes you feel any better.
CColin
[to dog] You'd never take a piece out of anyone, would you Maxy? [to Mike] And he loves boys.
Yeah, that makes two of you.
OOliver
I had no choice.
There's always a choice. They can't force you to do what you don't want.
OOliver
No, they force you to do what you do want. They're very big on free will.
MMaria
They want peace, he can bring peace!
A good way to start is to stop killing people.
VVampire
[to Angie about her husband] I'm sorry to say I never knew your husband while he was alive, but in the brief time that he was with us, he impressed us all with his intellect and his humor… and his stories about you. When he agreed to join us, it was solely on the basis that he could persuade you. He didn't want to be without you…or your children.
They can't overturn the habit of centuries, it's against their nature – they're hunters.
Maybe they're evolving. Like us.
[about Angie] Are you going to tell her about your day?
No… and neither are you.
[about the vampire] How's the patient?
Still dead.
FFrances
What do you deal in, Mike? To really help you, I need to know now.
You'd have to see it for yourself… I hope you never do.
[Angie brings him coffee] Is this a new way of getting me to take my medication?
And cheat you out of martyrdom? Heaven forbid.
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