Morning, Jack! Nice day for garbage.
There's no garbage today.
What do you mean no garbage today? There's heaps behind you!
No garbage today.
But I've gotta have garbage! You know; I've gotta have garbage. His Lordship needs garbage. We all need garbage!
It's the festival day or something, so there's no garbage!
Is that you, Warrior?
Er, yes, sir, It's me, sir.
Have You got Lord Stinker with you?
He's here, sir. Empty, and willing to work, sir.
There's no garbage today, right?
Well, er- I can see er- heaps. Er, Piles! Stacks! Er, mountains of garbage!
You see no garbage, Warrior! Jack'll tell you there is no garbage, eh, Jack?
There's no garbage.
Repeat after me, Warrior, there ain't no garbage!
There ain't no garbage…
Good! That is settled. Instead, today is Municipal Garbage Day, a festival of garbage!
Eh?
Municipal Garbage Day falls on the same day as the Bigg City Festival, so, to join in all the fun, we, the Garbage Corporation, are gonna' make our own barge float. No flowers or fancy bits, just prime, colourful garbage!
I don't believe this…
This is gonna take a very long time, so I'd cut your engine if I was you. Must get started now, heaps to do….
Things get stranger and stranger round 'ere! S'pose it is festival day.
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