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S1 E15

Tugs · Season 1, Episode 15

Warrior, Jack the Grappler and others in “Unfinished Business”

Morning, Jack! Nice day for garbage.

JGJack the Grappler

There's no garbage today.

What do you mean no garbage today? There's heaps behind you!

JGJack the Grappler

No garbage today.

But I've gotta have garbage! You know; I've gotta have garbage. His Lordship needs garbage. We all need garbage!

JGJack the Grappler

It's the festival day or something, so there's no garbage!

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

Is that you, Warrior?

Er, yes, sir, It's me, sir.

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

Have You got Lord Stinker with you?

He's here, sir. Empty, and willing to work, sir.

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

There's no garbage today, right?

Well, er- I can see er- heaps. Er, Piles! Stacks! Er, mountains of garbage!

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

You see no garbage, Warrior! Jack'll tell you there is no garbage, eh, Jack?

JGJack the Grappler

There's no garbage.

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

Repeat after me, Warrior, there ain't no garbage!

There ain't no garbage…

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

Good! That is settled. Instead, today is Municipal Garbage Day, a festival of garbage!

Eh?

MGMunicipal Garbage Foreman

Municipal Garbage Day falls on the same day as the Bigg City Festival, so, to join in all the fun, we, the Garbage Corporation, are gonna' make our own barge float. No flowers or fancy bits, just prime, colourful garbage!

I don't believe this…

JGJack the Grappler

This is gonna take a very long time, so I'd cut your engine if I was you. Must get started now, heaps to do….

Things get stranger and stranger round 'ere! S'pose it is festival day.

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