Marty Hart and Maynard Gilbough in “Unfinished Business”

You know, I've seen all the different types. We all fit a certain category - the bully, the charmer, the, uh, surrogate dad, the man possessed by ungovernable rage, the brain - and any of those types could be a good detective, and any of those types could be an incompetent shitheel.

Which type were you?

Oh, just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick.