Sideswipe quotes from Transformers: Robots in Disguise

Sideswipe

(believing he is on the moon) I'm on the moon! I'll be sure to tell my friends all about it when I get back to Earth.

Strongarm

Sideswipe, what are you doing?

Sideswipe

Watching Space movies. Duh!

Strongarm

Ugh! (walks away)

Sideswipe

Hmm. This gives me an idea.

Fixit

What the heck is he doing?

Sideswipe

There. Finished. I present to you the Sideswipe1.

Grimlock

You're gonna go to Space in that?

Sideswipe

Yep.

Strongarm

(watching Sideswipe climb into the Spaceship) Bye, Sideswipe!

Bumblebee

See ya!

Sideswipe

Bye, guys!

Sideswipe

(climbs out of the Spaceship) Hey, guys!

Bumblebee

Hey, Sideswipe! How was the moon?

Sideswipe

It was great. I really want to tell you everything.

Strongarm

Well, then, let's hear it.

Fixit

Bumblebee, don't drink that! That's Robot Fuel! If you drink it, it'll get into your systems and then...

Bumblebee

Too late. I already drank it.

Fixit

Ugh! You see, I told you not to but did you listen? No!

Sideswipe

What's up with him?

Bumblebee

(robotic voice) Greetings, my friend. I await your command.

What's he talking about?

Fixit

Don't you get it? After Bumblebee drank that Robot Fuel, he's turned into a real robot.

Bumblebee

(robotic voice) Malfunction! Malfunction!

Strongarm

Now, look what you did! You've made him malfunction!

Sideswipe

So?

Fixit

We need to switch him off before he makes a real mess!

Grimlock

But how?

Fixit

I don't know!

Bumblebee

They must be around somewhere under this pile.

Fixit

I have their signals but I can't pinpoint them anywhere.

Sideswipe

I found a small gap but none of us bigger bots can get through it.

Fixit

Since I'm the smallest, I shall rescue Jetstorm and Slipstream.

Sideswipe

There's four different paths.

Bumblebee

Okay. Fixit, you and I will take the right path. Drift and Strongarm, you take the middle. Grimlock and Sideswipe, you take the left. Jetstorm and Slipstream, you take the far left. Questions?

Nope.

Bumblebee

Good. Let's move.

Fixit

Lieutenant, are you sure that the bookshelf is down this hallway somewhere?

Bumblebee

Yes. Now keep up, will ya? I don't want anyone on this team getting lost. Especially me.

Fixit

Well, at least there aren't any booby... [falls through a trap door] ...traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps! [disappears]

Bumblebee

You're right. Now, keep up and let's move on, Fixit. [hears nothing] Fixit? [looks behind him] Fixit? Oh, no! [activates his COMM. Link] Has anyone seen Fixit?

Strongarm

No, lieutenant. But we'll keep an optic out for him.

Bumblebee

If any of you find Fixit, make sure he stays with you. Any way you can.

Strongarm

Understood.

Grimlock

You saw that, right?

Sideswipe

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Slipstream

I think I broke my leg.

Jetstorm

[starts walking in the other direction] Well, at least we can't get separated.

Fixit

Oh, hi, guys.

Jetstorm

Fixit! We were looking for you.

Fixit

I was trying to find a way out.

Strongarm

Fixit!

Fixit!

Bumblebee

Wow! Scientist really do known everything about these planets.

Yeah. But did you know that Martians live on Mars?

Bumblebee

No, I didn't. But I would really love to meet one.

Sideswipe

Well, why not build a spaceship like I did and go there yourself?

Bumblebee

Okay, then. I will.