Titans Season 1 quotes

Jillian

This is about Garth. Next time don't waste so much energy deflecting. Atlanteans are highly skilled warriors and troublemakers. And clearly, Garth's been blessed with other... noble attributes.

Donna Troy

So, you've been following me?

Jillian

Surely you don't think I let you run around with your friends without keeping tabs. By the way, the next time you need a good birthday cake, I recommend Tartine on the mission. They have a divine deux cross.

Donna Troy

Hmm, since you know everything, I'll just shut up.

Jillian

Quite the contrary. You asked for more time here, I granted it. You still have six months left. Whether you want to use it or not, that's your choice.

Donna Troy

Sometimes it's not.

Jillian

Six months ago, you begged me to stay in San Francisco, insisting you deserve time to explore independence from Diana with your indie rock group of vigilante friends and now you wanna go home?

Donna Troy

I was procrastinating. As a young girl, the idea of becoming a warrior, I couldn't wait. But now that the time has come to actually become it...

Jillian

We wage the great battles and scars. That seems daunting.

Donna Troy

Yeah. This is my destiny. And I'm ready.

Garth

Say, that's your best shot, featherweight?

Hank Hall

Uh, I don't know. I had a question, though. What is 22 in fish years? Like, 90?

Garth

Ninety-year fish is still faster than a beer-bellied bird, my friend.

Garth

Donna! This is why you slept with me? 'Cause you knew you had an out?

Donna Troy

Can we please not do this right now?

Garth

No. I'm like you, looking for that damn clownfish. I don't give up that easily.

Jillian

What does this have to do with clownfish?

Adeline Wilson

(to Jericho) Never let your guard down!

Robin

You really are a pathetic piece of shit. You know that? Rose deserves than you for a father. Yeah. Some freak in a ski mask whose name sounds like a bad case of VD. My friends will never give her up. You know that.

Deathstroke

Well, then, you're the price they pay.

Robin

Fuck you, you pretentious asshole. Hey, look at me. I'm not scared of you.

Deathstroke

You should be terrified. But instead, you're being played by that charlatan, Dick Grayson, who gives costumes to foolish kids, making them believe that they're heroes. Leading you, like lambs to the slaughter. But not to worry, soon you'll learn. For death leads to purification.

Gar Logan

Jason's strong. He'll fight back.

Kory Anders

(to Rachel) We're not born good or bad. The choices you make define your destiny. Trigon chose darkness. I have to choose what my future holds. You will, too.

Robin

Ah, Dr. Light. Did you come up with that shit by yourself, or did you parents saddle with that bullshit? I mean, come on. What a lame fucking name.

Dr. Light

Shut it.

Robin

What? Is my talking annoying you, dickweed? 'Cause that's the thing. I can do it all day. All night. And if you're nice, twice on a Sunday.

Rose Wilson

Get out of my way, Rachel.

Rachel Roth

You don't have to run, Rose. Dick will make sure you're safe. I promise.

Rose Wilson

You've been nice to me, but I won't ask you twice.

Rachel Roth

Rose, please.

Hank Hall

Look, I don't want to hurt you, kid.

Rose Wilson

Yeah, right. [Rose hits Hank]

Hank Hall

Ow, that fucking hurt. Okay, fuck this.

Hank Hall

Hey, look, don't do this. We can talk, and like, have cookies and milk or something.

Donna Troy

Hank, did you find anything?

Hank Hall

Do rats the size of my head count?

Dawn Granger

Stay positive, Hank.

Hank Hall

I got dragged out of bed to trudge through sewer water 'cause dip-shit decided to go off half-cocked.

Dick Grayson

He was attacked here. Then dragged. Tracks disappear a hundred yards down.

Dawn Granger

He could be anywhere.

Donna Troy

If he's still alive.

Dick Grayson

He's alive. Dr. Light's using him as bait to lure us out. If he was dead, he would have left him here.

Donna Troy

How does that make it any better?

Dick Grayson

I'm not saying it makes it better.

Hank Hall

Back up. So the kid is bait to you now? Is that right? That's rich, Dick.

Dick Grayson

You were bagging on him a minute ago, and now he's your best friend?

Hank Hall

Not about me, pal. This is all because of you and your big, dumb fuckin' idea to start up the Titans again!

Dawn Granger

I'm out.

Donna Troy

Yep, me too.

Hank Hall

What? Where are you going?

Dawn Granger

To get Jason. And for the record, this is all of our faults. Every single one of us. So get over it and move on.

Dr. Light

Why are you sitting there like a damn statue when our whole fuckin' plan is going up in smoke?

Deathstroke

This is good.

Dr. Light

Oh, yeah. Good. What exactly is good about four months of planning going down the fucking drain? When you broke me out, you told me you would kill these bastards as long as I herded them to San Francisco! And you just let our best chance of killing these masks slip through our fingers. And for what?

Deathstroke

For a reason you may not be capable of understanding.

Dr. Light

You know, ever since you found out that your daughter is running with the Titans, you're losing focus. I'm beginning to wonder just how different you are from them. With this ridiculous costume, swinging your sword around, nothing gets done.

Deathstroke

If you're looking for a result, I'm happy to provide you with one.