Stu, Lily... you've outdone yourselves.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What happened?
I'm not exactly sure.
Home invasion?
Uh, a brunette and a blonde. The delivered my sushi, they wanted to see my hydrofoil.
The Titans broke my family. So I'm gonna break theirs from the inside. It'll be surgical, and you'll be my scalpel.
You want me to kill them?
Just join them. Once you're inside, we'll turn them against each other, one by one.
So I just knock on their door and say, "Hey, Titans, I'd like to sign up"?
Their leader, Dick Grayson, he's got a weakness for strays. Especially ones that need to be saved.
Saved from what?
From me? They're gonna find you and me fighting, and I'm gonna cut out your eye.
Funny.
You're too pretty anyway.
Fuck you.
Hey, where are we going?
Back to San Francisco.
What about Dick?
We're going back!
Okay, so that's it? You know, I don't get a say. You're just gonna pull the adult card?
Yeah, well, someone has to make some adult decisions around here. No more running after Dick Grayson 'cause some intergalactic space witch had a bad dream.
Oh, I'm the space witch?
You're the space witch who has no idea where she's going or why.
Easy, Truth-Claw, you didn't even know your own name a couple months ago.
Yeah, well, I know it now. Kory Anders.
Big whoop. Princess Alien Pink Hair from Planet Tam-O-Whatever...
Tamaran!
Whatever!
Get it right.
Do I look like I give a fuck?
(to Rose) You did very well with the prison guards. The crooked strikes, the rising cuts.
You shouldn't play with that. Somebody could get hurt.
I can't hurt you.
I didn't mean me.
I can't hurt me, either. [shoots herself in the hand and it heals] Hi, Daddy-o. I have questions.
Yeah?
We can start with this. I'm a freak.
The circus always needs us. Beats cubicle work.
Hey, Lily.
LLily
Hi ... Dick. Burning the suit?
I had a bad day.
LLily
Drama queen.
We're moving on, Lily. All behind us now. Let's show Dick what Master Wayne had us put together.
Hey, Stu, how you been? I, uh, need a new pair of shoes.
Sorry, I don't make those anymore.
Look, I don't have a lot of time.
I'm in the fruitcake trade now. Just haven't had time to change the signage.
Okay. I need a new fruitcake.
The maligning of the fruitcake, I will never understand. Come here.
Look, I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry. Have a slice.
It wasn't personal.
Fruitcake is my life. My passion. I mean, if you don't like my work, you--
I love your work. That's why I came back here.
Would you like to put a match to this before you have a slice? Oh, wait, I should know. Sure, this should do it. [Stu burns fruitcake] There, that's how Dick likes his fruitcake.
I'm sorry I burned your suit. I need your help, Stu. I need another one. Something different.
Well, Master Wayne said you'd be coming.
Of course he did.
Come on.
LLily
It's a Nomex, triple-weave Kevlar shell, electrically insulated and light-sensitive.
It has fewer body inlays than the old one, which will allow you to utilize your circus skills.
We do not enter the field of battle lightly... neither in heart, nor body, nor mind. Nor do we exit it lightly. We leave a piece of us behind. And sometimes the cost of defending the innocent exceeds what we could ever think to pay. There's only one word for this. Sacrifice. And whether it be recognized in the present... or in some distant time, or never at all... this is the hero's duty.
(to Gar about Donna) What you saw was who she was. She cared for people. Cared for doing right.
I keep having these dreams about Dick being killed by Deathstroke and they're not going away. We need to do something about that.
Nice touch! Always leave 'em wanting more.
Walter, one more thing.
Yeah?
Conner? [Conner throws a bullet at Walter's head killing him] Good boy.
This is how it ends.
When we let evil win, it becomes our reality.
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