So, big plans for the weekend?
Oh, huge. Microwave pizza, satellite TV.
Wow. Thanks for making my life sound exciting. Maybe we both need pets. They say people with pets live longer.
(confesses) I was thinking about getting a cat.
There's dog people, and there's cat people. You are a dog person, John.
How do you figure?
(chuckles) You're faithful, you're dependable, you're without guile, you're very comfortable to be around. ..So why a cat?
Low maintenance. They don't expect much from you, so you can't disappoint 'em.
I don't see you ever disappointing anyone, John.
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