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S6 E4

The X-Files · Season 6, Episode 4

Scully, Mulder (as Morris) and others in “Dreamland”

I'm sorry. Uh, Morris Fletcher?

MMulder (as Morris)

(quietly) Scully, it's me. It's Mulder. [Mulder closes the door and pulls Scully into the driveway.]

(nervous) You're, uh... You're the man from the other night? From Area 51?

JFJoanne Fletcher

(yelling from inside the house) Liar!

You phoned me. Would you mind telling me what this is about?

MMulder (as Morris)

I'm Mulder. I'm really Mulder. I switched bodies, places, identities with this man Morris Fletcher the man that you think is Mulder, but he's not. (sees his reflection in the car window - of Morris) Of course you don't believe me. Why was I expecting anything different? Your full name is Dana Katherine Scully. Your badge number is... Hell! I don't know your badge number. Your mother's name is Margaret. Your brother's name is Bill Jr. He's in the Navy and he hates me. (no response from Scully) Lately, for lunch, you've been having this six-ounce cup of yogurt, plain yogurt, into which you stir bee pollen because you're on a bee pollen kick even though I tell you you're a scientist and you should know better.

JFJoanne Fletcher

(opens the door and dumps all of Morris' black suits onto the front steps) Cheater!

Look... Any of that information could have been gathered by anyone.

MMulder (as Morris)

Even that yogurt thing? That is so you. That is so Scully. Well, it's good to know you haven't changed. That's somewhat comforting.

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