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S6 E16Nose

And as Hayley set off hand-in-hand with her new beau... one question naturally came to mind.

RRicky

What's he got that I don't?

And of course, there was only one answer. He had her. That night was almost like a fairy tale. A night filled with magic... and love... and princesses. And pumpkins. Maybe it was fitting. In a land of insecurity, where curly-haired kids wanted straight hair, and heavy kids wanted to lose weight... and skinny ones wanted to gain it, and everybody wanted to be somebody else... the one true beauty... was the girl who simply knew herself. And was happy... with what she knew.

S6 E17Eclipse

On the afternoon of March 21, 1973, at exactly 2.15 PM, a rare astronomical event occurred - a total eclipse of the sun. As the sun, the moon and the earth began to move in line... so did we. A field trip. It was a chance to bring education to the unwashed masses of the junior class. Like Harlan Abramson, McKinley's living monument to polyunsaturated fats. Or Mary Jo Genaro. Senior year, she became the first girl at McKinley to take her parole officer to the prom. Louis Lanahan. When mankind discovered fire, they had not quite counted on Louis. And so, in a cloud of smoke and a mighty Hi-ho, Silver!... we were on the way to the Nierman planetarium. Thirty-four students and one teacher on the road to higher education - such as it was. All in all it was the lead opportunity to exchange ideals outside the confines of the classroom. To expand the boundaries of higher education. To go where no man had gone before.

I guess you can say that the laws of nature aren't always predictable. Still, when it came to matters of cause and effect... I think we managed to learn a thing or two. Perhaps that day, despite all the chaos, there really were cosmic forces at work. Forces so powerful, so profound, they defied all our attempts of rational explanation. I mean, hey, it had taken only five-thousand years to understand the moon... So, maybe, we were making progress. Then again, when it came down to it, may be, we learned enough for one day.

S6 E18Poker

If there's one way to describe adolescence... It might be this... It's a gamble. An adventure into the unexpected. A step into the unknown. It's a time of life that pits hope against fear. And logic against prayer. A game of luck... and opportunity. Not unlike, say, for instance... Poker.

Those seventeen years... He knew what I meant. After all... Standing there on the edge of adulthood... we knew that the problems of men were not easily solved. That life was a risk. That growing up... was a gamble. That the time for bluffing, had passed. Still, ya never knew. With a little luck... Things just might turn out OK.

S6 E19The Little Women

By the spring of nineteen-seventy-three the women's liberation movement was in full force. Across America, a revolution was in progress, shedding old stereotypes... building new roles. It was a time of raised-consciousnesses and high expectations... a fight for equality and freedom. Women everywhere were facing difficult and complex choices. Take my mother for example. She was a woman of her time. A woman of accomplishments. A woman who was appreciated. Yep, you might say in everything she did, Mom commanded our utmost respect. And whether it was pouring our coffee, buttering our toast, or simply washing our socks... we Arnold men supported her, encouraged her... right up until that day, when...

I've decided to get a job.

By the way, congratulations on your SAT scores.

Thanks.

I mean, no sense being pigheaded. The way I saw it - the world was big enough for all of us. And besides, so what if women could influence government, take over big business, alter domestic policy, dominate education, make the world a better place. In one important respect, we had still a lot to teach them. Yep, when it came to being jerks, they still had a lot to learn.

S6 E20Reunion

All I knew was, standing there, watching Mom spoon with her high school sweetheart, hearing Dad snore in the next room, listening to Wayne count his tax breaks, suddenly one thing was clear... [Kevin goes to get into bed, but the dog is sitting on it, growling and barking] I was going to sleep on the floor.

Perfect. This is perfect.

What's wrong with you?

And that just about did it.

Me? What's wrong with me?

It was time to tell him exactly how I felt. About him, about Mom, about the stupid gin games and the dumb boyfriends and the idiotic dog.

I hate this place!

Yeah, that was it. In a nutshell.

(Jack chuckles)

What's so funny?

You're starting to sound just like your mother.

What?

You heard me.

Yeah, but Mom loves this place!

Yeah, for a day or two maybe. Trust me, 21 years ago she couldn't wait to get out.

You're kidding.

Nah. Your mother wanted a lot more from life than a small town like this had to offer.

So why didn't she tell Grandma and Grandpa about it? She never says a word.

She used to. They couldn't hear her. Parents are like that sometimes.

And I guess right about then, a few things started to fall into place.

(returns from the dance) Hi!

You're home early?

Yeah, I know.

How was it?

It was… fine. But when the invitation comes for my 30th reunion…

Yeah?

Let's tear it up.

Maybe a lot of things.

How was Roger?

Roger… Roger's the same old jerk he always was.

Like they say, growing up isn't easy. No matter how old you are. It's all a matter of time and luck. And if you're very lucky, maybe love. All I knew was, that night, in that old house, I felt part of something lasting; family. For better or worse.

S6 E21Summer

I guess things never turn out exactly the way you planned. I know they didn't with me. Still, like my dad used to say - traffic's traffic. You go where life takes you. I remember a time, a place, a particular 4th of July. The things I saw in that decade of war and change. I remember how it was, growing up. Among people and places I loved. Most of all, I remember how it was... to leave.

[regarding Kevin's road trip] Look, there's no sense discussing this any further. You're not going and that's final.

Jeez, what was this? A family or a firing squad?

Okay. [pause] See, I don't know why I asked you anyway. This is my life and it's my decision. Okay? And I'm gonna do what I have to do.

And so, three days later, I got up at dawn...

FFriend

Hey, thanks for letting us use your sleeping bag.

No problem.

...to say goodbye to my friends.

S6 E22Independence Day

Once upon a time there was a girl I knew that lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that happened to me that mattered, in some way, had to do with her. That day Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, we'd always be together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that could only come from the hearts of the very young.

(Final lines)

Once upon a time, there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered, in some way had to do with her. That day, Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, that we'd always be together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young.

(Scene shifts to 4th of July parade, as Kevin and Winnie arrive)

The next day, Winnie and I came home, back to where we'd started. It was the 4th of July in that little suburban town. Somehow though, things were different. Our past was here, but our future was somewhere else. And we both knew, sooner or later, we had to go. It was the last July I ever spent in that town. The next year, after graduation, I was on my way.

(Kevin and Winnie walk over to Paul)

Paul! Hey, Paul.

Hi.

So was Paul. He went to Harvard, of course. Studied law. (Paul sneezes) He's still allergic to everything.

(buys a flag from a salesman) Thanks a lot.

Listen, I'll be right back. Hang on for one second. (walks over to Jack)

As for my father...well.

How are you doing?

Good.

Welcome home.

We patched things up.

Norma! (Norma, Wayne and a pregnant Karen walk over to Jack and Kevin)

Hey, we were family. For better or worse.

Hey, sis.

One for all...and all for one.

(Touches Karen's stomach) Gosh.

WWayne

(points at Karen's stomach) Little Kevin.

I'm gonna be uncle?

Karen's son was born in that September. I gotta say, I think he looks like me. Poor kid. Mom, she did well: Business woman, board chairman, grandmother...cooker of mashed potatoes. Wayne stayed on in furniture. Wood seemed to suit him. In fact, he took over the factory two years later, when Dad passed away. Winnie left the next summer to study art history in Paris. Still, we never forgot our promise. We wrote to each other once a week for the next eight years. I was there to meet her, when she came home, with my wife and my first son, eight months old. Like I said, things never turn out exactly the way you planned.

(Scene shifts to Kevin and Jack sitting at the table, drinking)

It was good. It was a good Fourth.

Yeah. So you're gonna be a grandpa huh?

Not bad.

Grey hair and everything.

Yeah, soon enough.

Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day, you're in diapers; next day, you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul.

(Scene shifts outside, to the street)

I remember a place...a town...a house...like a lot of other houses; a yard like a lot of other yards; on a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is...after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.

(Fireworks in the background, fade to credits)

KSKevin's son

Hey Dad, wanna play catch?

I'll be right there.

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