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Narrator quotes from The Wonder Years

Played by Daniel Stern · 234 quotes · page 16 of 16

Narrator

Most-quoted character in The Wonder Years: in 234 of its 239 quotes
Most scenes with: Kevin (15), Jack Arnold (10), Norma Arnold (6)

Scenes with Narrator 33

RARadio Announcer

With the heavily Negro population of the District of Columbia and the rocksteady Democrat stronghold of Massachusetts, Senator McGovern has an early start by carrying those states.

Narrator

Maybe I was jaded to think Winnie was idealistic. That newscast spurred me on to go to party headquarters where I could see the thrill of victory.

[Kevin arrives at party headquarters to see a glum scene]

Narrator

Or the agony of defeat.

SScoreboard

McGov = 2 checks. Nixon = 49 checks.

How could this be? How could this have happened?

MMike

Winnie, we have to face reality. McGovern never stood a chance. Now is the time to focus our efforts on the 1974 Congressional elections.

Narrator

I guess many hearts were broken across America that night. But only one I really cared about. But somehow, it didn't seem important, anymore - who was right, who was wrong. All that really seemed to matter was... After all, maybe in his own way, Mike was right. In politics, you live to fight another day. Sure, the 'sixties were gone, but sooner or later...there'd be other battles to fight. The thing is, that election forever changed the way my generation looked at politics. We discovered, no matter how painfully, that we could be part of the process. That we could believe. And even now, twenty years later, despite all the evidence to the contrary... I can remember that night. And still believe.

S6 E5 Politics as Usual
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Narrator

At some point in your teenage years, if you're lucky, you make a discovery. You find out you're actually good at something. It's that critical juncture, where talent becomes...expertise - kinda. It's your chance to start or, end up flat on your face.

CCoach

Why'd you let him pin you like that?

Narrator

Course, looking back, I probably just should have promised to do better. But instead -

Yeah, well...you know, these shorts are really hard to wrestle in.

Narrator

...I made excuses.

S6 E15 Hulk Arnold
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Narrator

In high school, appearances are everything. The way you look. The way you wish you didn't look. Nobody is satisfied. Which is maybe why...throughout the halls and classrooms... we hear the one universal cry.

RRicky

What's wrong with me?

Narrator

Ricky Holsenbach. When it came to inferiority complexes, he had them all.

S6 E16 Nose
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Narrator

And as Hayley set off hand-in-hand with her new beau... one question naturally came to mind.

RRicky

What's he got that I don't?

Narrator

And of course, there was only one answer. He had her. That night was almost like a fairy tale. A night filled with magic... and love... and princesses. And pumpkins. Maybe it was fitting. In a land of insecurity, where curly-haired kids wanted straight hair, and heavy kids wanted to lose weight... and skinny ones wanted to gain it, and everybody wanted to be somebody else... the one true beauty... was the girl who simply knew herself. And was happy... with what she knew.

S6 E16 Nose
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Narrator

By the spring of nineteen-seventy-three the women's liberation movement was in full force. Across America, a revolution was in progress, shedding old stereotypes... building new roles. It was a time of raised-consciousnesses and high expectations... a fight for equality and freedom. Women everywhere were facing difficult and complex choices. Take my mother for example. She was a woman of her time. A woman of accomplishments. A woman who was appreciated. Yep, you might say in everything she did, Mom commanded our utmost respect. And whether it was pouring our coffee, buttering our toast, or simply washing our socks... we Arnold men supported her, encouraged her... right up until that day, when...

I've decided to get a job.

S6 E19 The Little Women
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By the way, congratulations on your SAT scores.

Thanks.

Narrator

I mean, no sense being pigheaded. The way I saw it - the world was big enough for all of us. And besides, so what if women could influence government, take over big business, alter domestic policy, dominate education, make the world a better place. In one important respect, we had still a lot to teach them. Yep, when it came to being jerks, they still had a lot to learn.

S6 E19 The Little Women
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Perfect. This is perfect.

What's wrong with you?

Narrator

And that just about did it.

Me? What's wrong with me?

Narrator

It was time to tell him exactly how I felt. About him, about Mom, about the stupid gin games and the dumb boyfriends and the idiotic dog.

I hate this place!

Narrator

Yeah, that was it. In a nutshell.

(Jack chuckles)

What's so funny?

You're starting to sound just like your mother.

What?

You heard me.

Yeah, but Mom loves this place!

Yeah, for a day or two maybe. Trust me, 21 years ago she couldn't wait to get out.

You're kidding.

Nah. Your mother wanted a lot more from life than a small town like this had to offer.

So why didn't she tell Grandma and Grandpa about it? She never says a word.

She used to. They couldn't hear her. Parents are like that sometimes.

Narrator

And I guess right about then, a few things started to fall into place.

(returns from the dance) Hi!

You're home early?

Yeah, I know.

How was it?

It was… fine. But when the invitation comes for my 30th reunion…

Yeah?

Let's tear it up.

Narrator

Maybe a lot of things.

How was Roger?

Roger… Roger's the same old jerk he always was.

[regarding Kevin's road trip] Look, there's no sense discussing this any further. You're not going and that's final.

Narrator

Jeez, what was this? A family or a firing squad?

Okay. [pause] See, I don't know why I asked you anyway. This is my life and it's my decision. Okay? And I'm gonna do what I have to do.

Narrator

And so, three days later, I got up at dawn...

FFriend

Hey, thanks for letting us use your sleeping bag.

No problem.

Narrator

...to say goodbye to my friends.

S6 E21 Summer
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(Final lines)

Narrator

Once upon a time, there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered, in some way had to do with her. That day, Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, that we'd always be together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young.

(Scene shifts to 4th of July parade, as Kevin and Winnie arrive)

Narrator

The next day, Winnie and I came home, back to where we'd started. It was the 4th of July in that little suburban town. Somehow though, things were different. Our past was here, but our future was somewhere else. And we both knew, sooner or later, we had to go. It was the last July I ever spent in that town. The next year, after graduation, I was on my way.

(Kevin and Winnie walk over to Paul)

Paul! Hey, Paul.

Hi.

Narrator

So was Paul. He went to Harvard, of course. Studied law. (Paul sneezes) He's still allergic to everything.

(buys a flag from a salesman) Thanks a lot.

Listen, I'll be right back. Hang on for one second. (walks over to Jack)

Narrator

As for my father...well.

How are you doing?

Good.

Welcome home.

Narrator

We patched things up.

Norma! (Norma, Wayne and a pregnant Karen walk over to Jack and Kevin)

Narrator

Hey, we were family. For better or worse.

Hey, sis.

Narrator

One for all...and all for one.

(Touches Karen's stomach) Gosh.

WWayne

(points at Karen's stomach) Little Kevin.

I'm gonna be uncle?

Narrator

Karen's son was born in that September. I gotta say, I think he looks like me. Poor kid. Mom, she did well: Business woman, board chairman, grandmother...cooker of mashed potatoes. Wayne stayed on in furniture. Wood seemed to suit him. In fact, he took over the factory two years later, when Dad passed away. Winnie left the next summer to study art history in Paris. Still, we never forgot our promise. We wrote to each other once a week for the next eight years. I was there to meet her, when she came home, with my wife and my first son, eight months old. Like I said, things never turn out exactly the way you planned.

(Scene shifts to Kevin and Jack sitting at the table, drinking)

It was good. It was a good Fourth.

Yeah. So you're gonna be a grandpa huh?

Not bad.

Grey hair and everything.

Yeah, soon enough.

Narrator

Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day, you're in diapers; next day, you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul.

(Scene shifts outside, to the street)

Narrator

I remember a place...a town...a house...like a lot of other houses; a yard like a lot of other yards; on a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is...after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.

(Fireworks in the background, fade to credits)

KSKevin's son

Hey Dad, wanna play catch?

Narrator

I'll be right there.

S6 E22 Independence Day
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