Motherfucker, why didn't you call in sick?
I'm not sick.
Yeah, you are. Write me up a 95 on why you are physically unable to participate in today's activities.
You want me to lie so you can save face?
Go on. "I can't jump off with the rest of my unit because my tummy hurts."
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