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The West Wing · Season 2

C.J. and Bartlet in “Shibboleth”

They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.

If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.

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