David quotes from The Upside Down Show

David

This is your home! It's your home! You too good for your home?

Shane

Maybe, this isn't the best place to see a movie at all.

David

I agree.

Shane

Could you press the Rewind button on your remote?

David

You hear that?

Shane

It smells lovely.

David

And lights, with a photograph.

Shane

Maybe we should knock.

Tickets please.

Shane

Tickets?

Movie theater! [scream]

Shane and David arrive at the movie theater for the very first time, they see the big widescreen.

Shane

Could you press the Dark button on your remote?

Shane

Come on, David. Let's make more movies.

David

Okay.

Shane

Yeah.

David

Just press the Play button.

Shane

That's the upside down button! Who wants to sing the song upside down?

David

No thank you.

Shane

Okay, could you press the right side up button?

Can you press please the Dry Blow button on your remote?

David

Hang on tight! Push!

Shane, David, you don't have a refrigerator.

David

What are we going to do with all that cheese?

Shane

Never mind that, we've got to get this picture up. We could hang it on the wall!

Shane

What?! Take it back.

David

Whoa, Shane, no! Could you press Play on your remote, please?

Shane

But, whatever you do, don't press the Rotate button.

David

Just press Play.

David

Now, press Rewind.

Now, press Rewind. Have a nice day. They seem like nice guys. [ caws ]

Shane

What's going on now?

David

Oh no! Why are we standing like this?

Shane

I don't know.

David

What is that sound? Do you know what that sound is?

Shane

It's a horn!

Great, you can be my backup singers.

♪ Backup singers, backup singers, backup singers... ♪

Shane

That's too far back.

♪ Forward singers, forward singers, yeah. ♪

Shane

You know what that means?

David

What does it mean?

Shane

Can you press Climb the Wall button on your remote?

David

You're far away!

David

Okay. Just hit Play button.

Shane

On your remote.

Shane

But, whatever you do

David

Sorry, Spaghetti. Could you please press the Right Side Up button?

Thank you.

David

Spaghetti, are you okay?

David

Could you please press the Accelerate button on your remote?

I'm stuck to the ceiling guys.

David

Shane?

Shane

Yeah?

David

Have you been smearing honey on the ceiling again?

Shane

Maybe.

David

I know could you press the unstuck button on your remote?

Whoa!

David

No, that's the upside down button!

Oh.

Shane

Could you press the right side up button please?

Shane

Who said that? But---

David

( whispering ) Press Play.

David

That's the largest cowbell I've ever seen. I don't want to meet the cow that belongs to that!

No, no, no, no, no, no! This is not a cowbell. This is a great big bell. This is the Great Big Bell Room!

Shane

Well, how you do ring this bell?

David

(He's blubbering.) I'd like to try that.

Be my guest.