Volkerps and Arky Lochner in “Unfinished Business”

Cease your flight, you four-flushing pismire! [laughs evilly] This is the second most ill-advised action you have ever taken, Arky Lochner, you miserable gobbet of human meat! The first was trying to make a bargain that would outwit me! I'm 32,000 years old, you human virus! Even among my peers of the Fourth Canonic Order of Demons, I'm considered a truly ghastly dinner companion! Did I mention I enjoy sucking the marrow from the living bones of idiots like you? Whatever made you think you could outwit the magnificence of Volkerps?!

I still got two days! The contract ain't up for two days! Why is it you're tormenting me?!

Because I'm a demon, you imbecile! I don't send singing telegrams, I torment! It's what I do! That's why I'm called a demon, instead of the Easter Bunny!