SSheila
And what do you think you look like, huh? I mean, have you checked the mirror lately?!
MMartin
Meaning what?
SSheila
Meaning you're a slob, Martin! You're the biggest slob I've ever seen! Hey, how about I teach you a new word? You ready? Here's your new word: "comb"! As in comb you hair! Try it sometime!
MMartin
Do you expect me to look like James Bond or somebody? I'm in construction, for crying out loud!
SSheila
I'm not asking for James Bond, just something closer to the human race!
MMartin
[belches] How's that?
SSheila
You're grotesque!
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