Jack and Lex in “Unfinished Business”

Lex! [sits with him at the table] So are you still interested in those game boys?

What’s it to you?

Well, I need some batteries and you always seem to have a stash.

Are you trading?

Don’t worry! It’ll all be worthwhile. I mean, I might even throw a little extra in.

[pause] You really want those batteries, don’t you?

Well, yeah, batteries … and advice.

On what?

Women.

[laughs]

Don’t look at me like that because … because this is difficult enough as it is!

Well, what do you wanna know?

How …? I wish they were like computers!

You mean, came with an off switch?

Yeah! I mean I don’t understand!

What??

Well, how do you know, if a girl likes you or not?

I don’t know.

You must!

Well I have to admit, it happens to me all the time.

Okay, so, you automatically expect a girl to be attracted to you?

I couldn’t have put it better myself!

Okay! So if I think this girl likes me, not that there’s any particular girl, then, she will … like me?

No. No, because you look the way you do and I look the way I do. And that’s the difference between a lover and a nerd! [he leaves]