"He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"
"If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
"How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
"Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
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