"Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
"[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
"If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"
"He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Mario, it's a mirage! The sun's hot-boiled your brain!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
"Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
"Loony linguinni! Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Great garlic! The Koopa's here in Victoria!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Sufferin' spaghetti! How can you think of food at a time like this!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
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