"Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
“Toad”
"Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
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