Mario quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"

"[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

"If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

Toad is reunited with his estranged grandfather. Mario sniffles

Luigi

Are you crying because he found his long-last grandfather?

Mario

No, that Toad will look like that in fifty years.