Dutch Velders quotes from The Strain

Dutch Velders

It's much harder to hide evil shit these days, isn't it?

Dutch Velders

[to Eph] Look, I get it, yeah? We're never gonna be best mates. It breaks my heart, truly, but you need me even if you don't know it yet.

Dutch Velders

Nikki, the girl I was with at the store, she, um, stole all my money. Every last penny that I had.

Vasily Fet

This is why I don't have roommates.

Dutch Velders

Yeah that, and 'cause you're 40.

My employer is misguided.

Dutch Velders

Misguided is not the bloody word I would use.

I don't agree with what he's doing, so I can hardly carry out an order to kill the people who are trying to make it right.

Dutch Velders

More details you require?

Vasily Fet

Only one: Men or women?

Dutch Velders

I specialize in passionate, destructive relationships.

Vasily Fet

The best kind.

Dutch Velders

To survival?

Ephraim Goodweather

To victory.

Ephraim Goodweather

[about Dutch's project] What the hell is this?

Dutch Velders

I won't know really until it's finished.

Ephraim Goodweather

Well, how will you know when you're finished?

Dutch Velders

When I know what the hell it is.

Ephraim Goodweather

That's a Zen riddle. Too bad my job is so results-oriented.

Dutch Velders

You still have a job?

Ephraim Goodweather

Oh, yeah. Saving the human race.

Dutch Velders

Oh, right. I forgot.

Zach Goodweather

[about his drink] It's warm.

Dutch Velders

We're in the middle of a vampire apocalypse; everybody's making sacrifices.