George: (while waiting for Amy to give birth) If this were 50 years ago, I'd be in a nearby bar, having a drink and waiting for a phone call.
Ashley: If this was 50 years ago, Amy would be in a home, and we'd be saying she's at special music college in the Midwest.
George: Yeah. We would have made your mom wear a pillow for nine months. Then she would have given birth suddenly while we were on vacation in the Midwest. Oh, those were the good old days.
Ashley: Ah, yes. The Era of Shame. Too bad we missed that one, huh?
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