Two and 37927 in “Unfinished Business”

Do you have cigarettes?

No. But would you like a map of the Village?

(beat) You sure you don't have cigarettes? Would you look?

We haven't had cigarettes here in eight years and five months.

If you don't look, how can you be really sure that you're right?

Guilty pleasures.

I didn't supply you with these cigarettes.

No.

I don't have them. I don't even know what they are. I'd forgotten they even existed. You came in here to buy a map.

I used to smoke in order to think.

You did? And are you thinking now?

I am. Sometimes...

Yes?

I think...

Yes, go on.

If I could choose a place I wanted to spend the rest of my life... a warm place, with no memory.

Just be careful what you say around here. People will report you as soon as look at you. Don't be different.

I wonder if we smoke to feed the guilt.

Speaking only for myself, I smoke for that fine, oaky flavor, with just a hint of lavender.

These things kill you, you know. The main health risks in tobacco relate to diseases of the cardiovascular system, in particular, myocardial infarction. Diseases of the respiratory tract, such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. And asthma, and emphysema, and cancer - in particular lung cancer, and cancers of the larynx and tongue.

(beat) So I've heard.

Smoking is a kind of... suicide.

That's a bit philosophical... for a Thursday.