“I everted my ankle playing table tennis.” – Terrance, The Pitt ... TV Quotes Database

I everted my ankle playing table tennis.

Everted?

Yes.

You mind if I take a look?

Are you an orthopedic surgeon?

No. I am an emergency medicine specialist.

Could I talk to an orthopedic surgeon? I'd prefer an expert in that area.

Well, I'm pretty good at ankle sprains.

How do you know it's a sprain?

Well, I'd have to examine you first, but...

Could it be a Jones fracture or a dancer's fracture?

Could be. Again, I'd have to look. Why don't I examine you, and that'll tell me.

Shouldn't you take a complete history on the present illness first?

It sounds like you're more interested in asking the questions, so...

You didn't ask me if I felt a pop or a snap. You didn't ask about previous injuries. You didn't ask about weight bearing.

Why don't I get you some fresh ice?

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