Stan Harbinger in “Unfinished Business”

I want to talk about the truth. You know the old saying: "If you talk to God, it's called prayer; if God talks to you, it's called paranoid schizophrenia." Well, when you think about what the aliens are doing, I gotta hand it to them. Their strategy is brilliant. Divide and conquer. Make half the world think aliens do exist, make the other half think the first half is crazy. You keep playing the ends against the middle while you invade from the rear, till nobody knows what's what anymore. And the punchline to this great joke is that they get people like me to tell people like you that people like them don't exist.