The Originals quotes

Marcel Gerard

[entering the room] I bet you want a new adviser right about now.

Cami O'Connell

(about Vincent) Who is he, Marcel? I mean, really?

Marcel Gerard

Long story shot is... impossible.

Cami O'Connell

I checked the school website. Vincent Griffith has no other academic credentials. And, according to my Uncle Kieran's big book of New Orlean's bloodlines, Griffith is a family of witches.

Marcel Gerard

Oh, it's worse than that. Your therapist has a thousand-year-old dead vampire inside of him named...Finn Mikaelson.

Cami O'Connell

(in complete shock) My advisor is Klaus' brother? Oh God, Marcel! He came into Rousseau's today asking questions about Klaus, and ordered my favorite drink like he's been watching me. Why?

Marcel Gerard

Probably to get the scoop on Klaus. Or, maybe to use you as bait for a trap. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Either way, you're done with that guy.

Cami O'Connell

I'm just getting started.

Klaus Mikaelson

You've been dead a thousand years.

Ansel

And through that time, I lingered on the Other Side, watching you let the world fall apart until I woke, four moons past, in the land of wolves like myself.

Klaus Mikaelson

(in total disbelief) No. No! No, you're just in my head. You're an illusion, meant by my mother to sway me to accept her bargain!

Ansel

I do not speak for Esther. I know nothing of her bargains... But you are my son.

Klaus Mikaelson

[to Esther] You declared war when you came after my family. And, for that, I will make you suffer as only I can.

Klaus

(to Elijah, who still sleeps) I know you are locked in battle, however deep in your mind our mother has set the stage. Hear my voice.

Hayley

(looking at Elijah's neck) Is this rash a side effect of the witchy acid trip he's on?

Klaus

I haven't seen this since I was a child. Mikael would return home from battle more blindly temperamental than usual, and our mother would use the petals of a rare merlock orchid to put him to sleep. She would mend his mind with a spell, and then wake him with the roots of the same plant.

Hayley

(to Jackson) We're standing around moping over Ollie's body when there's a war to be fought. I understand that you have to grieve, Jack. You waited for me, so I'll do the same for you. But, our people need their alpha.

Davina

The only reason I'm still shacked up in this dump motel with you is for your freaky witch-encyclopedia brain.

sleep, Davina! You've been awake for days.

Davina

Kind of hard to rest with a thousand-year-old psycho in the next bed.

Davina

You were a witch before you were a vampire, right?

Yeha. None of my siblings had tapped into their power. I was a bit of a child prodigy! I loved it. I loved the power, I loved the rush... and then, when we turned, I lost it all. Went through a bit of a dark period.

Ansel

A thousand years estranged, and you choose to walk in silence? Surely you have questions for me.

Klaus

Just one. Is there a way to cure Elijah without having to listen to the pointless ramblings of an old man?

Ansel

I'm afraid the price of my expertise is conversation.

(in reference to the bloody symbols on his arm) Remind me to teach you how to send a text message.

Esther

You were told to get the white oak stake days ago. We need it now... seeing as your father has risen.

Cami

I see you're still developing your taste for beer! My mom said beer wasn't lady-like, so I learned to love it as an act of rebellion. What about you? Snobby mom? Distant dad? Spill!

Finn

Well, my mother and I are quite close. She made so many sacrifices for us. Now, anything she asks seems negligible in comparison.

Klaus

(regarding the sword) I've always seen a blade to have a very different use.

Ansel

Mikael taught you to kill, Klaus. But, you were born to create. Power lies in embracing your true nature.

Cami

(as she heals from Hayley's bite) I always thought having a woman's mouth on my neck would be more erotic.

(as they prepare the church for Finn) We're so going to hell for this.

Josh

Yeah well, you get used to it.

Hayley

First, I'm going to kick your ass. Then, I'm going to take my pack back.

Finn

Your pack? Last I checked, your pack was blindly following me.

Hayley

You wanna talk about following? How do your mother's boots taste?