Hayley Marshall quotes from The Originals

Hayley

You came back.

Elijah

I always come back.

Hayley

Shouldn’t you be out there playing Fight Club with the rest of the frat boys.

Jackson

That’s just for pecking order... they already know who’s the alpha.

Marcel

See, I have this thing about kids...

Hayley

So I've heard.

Marcel

You've done more than hear about it, Andrea Lebonair. You're living proof.

Elijah

You look...

Hayley

A hundred months pregnant and pissed off at the world?

Elijah

I was going to say you look lovely.

Hayley

I just told you that I am betrothed in some backwater arrangement made by people that I never knew. Tell me that you think betrothals are stupid. Tell me that I have a choice.

Elijah

(after they kiss) You will always have a choice.

Hayley

I hate this. I feel totally useless.

Genevieve

(casting over the stones) Don't you get it? You're the point of all this. Klaus and Elijah running all over town? It's all for you. I'm a bit envious.

Hayley

Great... lucky me.

Hayley

(looking at Elijah's neck) Is this rash a side effect of the witchy acid trip he's on?

Klaus

I haven't seen this since I was a child. Mikael would return home from battle more blindly temperamental than usual, and our mother would use the petals of a rare merlock orchid to put him to sleep. She would mend his mind with a spell, and then wake him with the roots of the same plant.

Hayley

First, I'm going to kick your ass. Then, I'm going to take my pack back.

Finn

Your pack? Last I checked, your pack was blindly following me.

Hayley

You wanna talk about following? How do your mother's boots taste?

Jackson

You didn't grow up here. Yeah, every kid grows up hearing the stories. Back in the day, werewolf bloodlines were all distinct, right? Some had speed, some had strength, some could sense enemies from miles away. Now, to evolve, we would perform a ritual. A shaman would marry the alphas of each bloodline, and then the special abilities of each would be... inherited, mystically, by everyone who participated in the ritual. See, after a few centuries, everybody had the same abilities, so alpha marriages became political. They became about... power, about territory.

Hayley

But I have a unique ability. But I have a unique ability. Because I'm a hybrid, I can control when I change! So, if this mystical marriage thing works, then--then our people get my power, and they can ditch the rings! Which means Esther no longer has a hold over them! Jack, this is exactly the answer that we've been looking for! Let's find a shaman, we'll say some vows. Hell, we'll make it a party!

Jackson

It ain't just a party. If the vows ain't honored, it doesn't work. It's gotta be a real marriage, in every way, for the rest of our lives. Are you up for that? (her down-turned face gives away her answer) Didn't think so.

Hayley

Elijah and I have barely spoken since I became a hybrid. But, still, he is...

Cami

Under your skin? Well, there is no right answer to this. You just have to figure out what's best for you, and think long and hard about your decision, because you're the one who's going to have to live with it.

Hayley

No pressure.

Hayley

Klaus, have you seen Elijah? There's something I need to tell you both.

Klaus

(starts walking away) You can tell me on the way.

Hayley

What? Where are we going?

Klaus

(stops and turns toward her) To see our daughter.

Hayley Marshall

Mary, I am so sorry.

For what, knowing a monster, having baggage in your past? We all got that, some worse than others. When Jack was down, you fought for him. Lot of married folk never get that far.

Hayley Marshall

I know this wedding can work. We can bring our little girl home. But you have to trust me.

Klaus Mikaelson

I do trust you. More than you know. (breaks Hayley's neck) Just I don't trust Jackson.

Rebekah Mikaelson

Hayley, I wanted to say now you may be marrying Jackson Kenner of the boozy backwater Kenners, but you're still one of us, a Mikaelson. Always will be.

Hayley Marshall

Gosh, that would be such a nice compliment if it didn't link me to so many homicidal lunatics.